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Posted on 23rd Apr at 6:28 PM, with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: When Bucky remembers himself, and all that, he just shows up at Steve's and makes him jump by sitting in a dark corner waiting, cracking up when Steve jumps. {bonus headcanon: Steve screams like a 5y/o}

When Steve got home, he notices something….off. Like there was someone else in his apartment. He sighed, hanging up his jacket.

"Natasha? Nick?" No one answers.

Eventually he walks to the kitchen, opening the fridge to grab a Coke, when he hears a voice coming from the corner—

"On your left."

Posted on 23rd Apr at 6:24 PM, with 66,654 notes

1hund:

almondmilkpapi:

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

THAT CHILD IS DEAD HE SENT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL

he really broke the laws of physics with that amount of acceleration

his final moment before being sent straight into the shadow realm

Posted on 23rd Apr at 6:19 PM, with 56 notes

electromas:

[bursts through the door] alright who wants to fuck some robots

Posted on 23rd Apr at 6:18 PM, with 700 notes
Anonymous asked: describe art without using the word 'art'

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates.tumblr.com

Posted on 23rd Apr at 6:17 PM, with 238 notes
cool prank idea

theanti90smovement:

tell someone to eat your shorts while wearing pants it will confuse them and give you time to think about your next move

Posted on 23rd Apr at 6:05 PM, with 87 notes

dezmo:

A robutt was walkin2 skewl wit his bf n they were crossin da rode.

he sed “thomafz will u luv me 4evr”

he said “NO..”“

da robutt beeped N ran across da rode b4 da hue man came on the sine.

robutt2 was beeped and went to pic up his body.

he was fryed.

he whispered 2 his corpse “I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever…” (dat mean he luv himm moar den 4evr)

xxx~*…like dis if u beep evry time…~*xxx

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